Great Job Opportunity

Wanted: Executioner
One day only, no benefits

Have you ever been raped or tortured by Sadam Hussein? Have you ever had a family member raped, tortured and or murdered by Hussein and his henchmen? Have you or anyone you know been imprisoned for no reason whatsoever by the former Iraqi dictator? If you can say yes to any of the above questions and chances are likely you can, do we have an opportunity for you.

We are a newly formed government recently freed from the Iron Fist of a homicidal maniac. Any day now we are planning on executing the man responsible for the torture, rape and murder of hundreds of thousands of human beings like you and I. Our organization is looking for a citizen of Middle Eastern origin who is enthusiastically looking for revenge against a mass murderer. The ideal candidate will have a high school diploma or equivalent education and the ability to count to three. Candidates should also have two arms, but one will be sufficient if adequate strength is demonstrated. Must be able to climb a flight of stairs and be able to move your upper extremities in a backwards and forwards motion. The job may require the hiree to be able to ignore cries of fear and terror to be able to perform job duties properly.

All interested parties should email their resume to Hangman@Iraq.gov or call 011-964-Deaddic and ask for Nouri or Yehudda.


Paulie